Weird/tasty oneshots! 🍋 = smut ⚠️ Warning! ⚠️ Horrifically detailed, disturbing, disgusting, downright awful, concerning... there is swearing too, but of course that is probably the least thing to get concerned about. [Omg I just read all the oneshots I posted, and um... read at your own risk? I didn't realize how traumatizing they might be... SORRY!]