lord farquaad could never express his feelings for squidward, his best friend. They've been friends for as long as they can remember but squidward could never seem to realize how in love farquaad was with him. one day though, squidward invited shrek over for a sleepover where things got a little heated and farquaad didn't like it. he didn't like it one bit. Shrek has already been friends with them both but has known that farquaad is in love with squidward so he tried to make him jealous tw- angst (cover art is not mine) !satire!

The story of a toothbrush named Gary

IF YOU KNOW ME PERSONALLY NO YOU DO NOT!!!! Just cute imagines I'm am in no way sexualizing any of these characters or cast members since they've stated they aren't comfortable with it