Though you annoy me, I'll take your hand in mine any day

DISCLAIMER THIS WAS WRITTEN & CONCLUDED LONG BEFORE S3 ENDED, AND LONG BEFORE II S2 EPISODE 16. SOME THINGS MAY NOT BE CONSISTENT WITH HOW THINGS WRAPPED UP THERE. KEEP THAT IN MIND MePhone 4 ends up hurting himself, and OJ has to keep an eye on him while he recovers, so he doesn't cause any trouble for the hotel, bu...