exactly what it says This is all jokes I didn't try that hard

I'm sorry

yes it is timeskip kisaki in second chapter

(Y/n), after attempting suicide, has found a soothing table. But what happens when feelings blossom between the two?

deez nutz are a living, breathing, sentient being. they have feelings. and emotions. and secrets- read to find out...

Pregpo fucks reader and uses chip bag as a condom while doing some more kinky shit

Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.

You know it is is Cannon.

In this 100% Family Friendly fanfic, Peppa pig and Dora The Explorer have grown up and now happen to be roommates at college. What could possibly happen when you throw these two together? Marriage. They get happily married. That's the story summarized. If you want the full story with more detail I encourage you to read the book. I hope you enjoy it. If you enjoyed it, send me a DM for a prize. (Historical fiction) Highest ranking: #1 in romance (don't look that up) #1 in bigshaq (omg yay, we've come so far y'all!) #232 in British #1 in bobthebuilder (Previously #2) #1 in Obama!!!! (Previously #9) #15 in donaldtrump #677 in car #49 in couples (that's not bad actually) What readers have to say: @Lemiliaz "Overall, a very swaggy book." @brrracketts "cute 〰️👄〰️" @Just_a_Stranger18 "This is the funniest thing I ever read lmao" Funny comments in this book out of context: @chalamet_loverr "yeah same I got my head cut off but I got a head transplant from a chimpanzee so I'm good now"

Trump loves oranges His skin was orange to show his love A room in the Trump Tower dedicated to oranges A room in the White House dedicated to oranges The problem was he could never find the perfect orange When he met a certain orange, however, it was love at first sight If only the orange felt the same way