Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Julie has always been the shy type. Her world changes when she finds wattpad, a very popular ebook community. She becomes addicted to it and even starts posting her own stories. But are friends, fans and votes all she will get from this site? Or is it possible to find love as well?

Jake is a normal teen boy living a high school life, participating in clubs, worrying about grades, college, and other things. He's finally started his junior year, and has plams for his future. One day, four people transfer to his school, the day the new freshmen are going to be introduced to the school. During the speech Jake has to sit with these four, and unusual things begin to occur. Jake starts to inquire and gets sucked deeper and deeper into these mysterious people. These kids are, as what they call themselves, The Four Horsemen, and they work for a company called the Apocalypse. This company apparently works for the good of makind, despite its ominous name. The kids are the Apocalypses greatest asset, and these teens are on the hunt for something, searching deep within the school to uncover its veiled dark and disturbing secrets.