The Halloween Ball is fast approaching with Hermione at the helm. ... What a delightful time to suddenly learn of a centuries old secret sex-game club that is currently ran by a Blonde haired Slytherin. Oh, and it only happens once a year every October, when the winner takes all at the Halloween Ball ... The First Rule of Carnal Club: You do not talk about Carnal Club. I DON'T OWN THIS STORY. IT BELONGS TO ADA_P_RIX

Dobby has always wanted clothes, but never like this. As the young house elf Dobby lives at hogwarts, He finds love with none other than the Sorting Hat itself. However, things start to get mixed up when fifth-year Harry Potter gets in the way of Dobby's feelings for the Sorting Hat. (THIS BOOK IS A JOKE ENJOY THE WEIRDNESS)