This is just a dump so if someone looks ther my phone they don't see I'm a lesbo for anime thighs. 0-o So no h8 DONT SAY IM HORNY OR A SIMP CUZ THIS IS JUST SO I DONT LOSE EM damn I do sound like both of those things Shit

(PLEASE READ THE LAST CHAPTER!!!) I applied to be Elon Musk's personal assistant. (Meaning I would write stuff down and stuff) He hired me, and I was excited. Ever since I was 16 I have admired this man. He's so smart, and I want his Big Brain to fill me with knowledge. Throughout my new career, I get closer and closer to Mr. Musk. So close, in fact, that I smell his musky musk everyday. Thank you, Elon, very cool.

Mark Zuckerberg begins engineering an egg from a chicken and makes Elon musk.