Dazai Osamu, a die hard fan of suicide, wanted to find a beautiful woman to commit a double suicide with. He searched high and low but now, it's time to search in the middle: the internet. -------------- (Bakamono: I don't own Bungou Stray Dogs. I don't own Dazai. I don't own you. But I do own the plot. Enjoy!)

𝚆𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚑 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚞𝚕, 𝚊 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚘 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝. 𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚒𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚊 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚙𝚘𝚗. 𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙾𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚞 𝙳𝚊𝚣𝚊𝚒 𝚖𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚊 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚎𝚕𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛--𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚊 𝚋𝚒𝚝 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐. - - - (Y/n) (L/n) was a young detective, one with great promise and an almost guaranteed future full of success. When this is ripped from her, she happens to meet the Armed Detective Agency and becomes a vital member. One day, a year after joining, a new young man gets joined with her friend and coworker, Doppo Kunikida. This man, Osamu Dazai, takes an immediate interest in the ex-officer. She just happens to also take an immediate interest in him as well. - - - Bungo Stray Dogs goes to their respective owners, I do not and will never own Bungo Stray Dogs. This is a Fem!reader x Dazai, so I will be using she/her pronouns throughout the story. Warning: This does contain themes of violence, murder, and suicide (seriously, have you met Dazai?). - - - Dark Mode: ✔ Started: 9/8/20 Finished: 11/13/20 Overall Word Count: 50,044 words

nsfw!BSD x reader ONE SHOTS | they're going to eat you.

"I've found it," she said as she looked up, seeing the sky of a starry night. "Hmm, found what?" he asked, opening his only visible eye, looking at her forlorn expression. "The reason why everyone chooses not to stay." she replied. "What is it then?" he asked, finally facing her. "I'm always the one who ends up leaving first." she said this as she turned her back to him and disappeared into the night, never to be seen again. _________________________________________________ | Dazai × Fem!Reader | | Bungo Stray Dogs reader insert | | ! Contains Spoilers ! | | I do not own Bungo Stray Dogs, the rightful credits go to Kafka Asagiri and Sango Harukawa | [CURRENTLY ON HOLD] #1 - dazaiosamu (011020) #1 - atsushi (011520) #1 - bsd (101820)

After enduring years of pain as a consequence of being confined by my Yandere stepbrother, I was finally freed from my misery by an unfortunate house fire. Since the goddess of the afterlife pitied me she gave me the opportunity to start anew through the means of transmigration. In short, I must mould each universe's capture targets into model citizens. Seeing as I'll be reborn as a mob character I shouldn't have to worry too much about growing attached to any of these capture targets either. A task like this should be manageable for someone like me who wishes to simply blend into the background. The quicker I finish my missions, the quicker I'll get to retire to a world with the happy ending I've always wanted. What more could a girl want? But wait. You're just now telling me that all of the capture targets have the potential to turn into Yanderes too? Not only that, but my stepbrother will be transmigrating into the same worlds as me too??? On second thoughts, I'd rather kiss my happy ending goodbye and stay dead instead! [Reverse Harem] [Male Yanderes] [Original Story] [Fully Completed]

𝘩𝘦𝘺, 𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘰𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘴? 𝘵𝘣𝘩𝘬 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘪𝘥𝘢 𝘪𝘳𝘰. 𝘱𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥: 033120 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘥: 𝟢𝟦𝟤𝟫𝟤𝟢 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥: 𝟤𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘚𝘜𝘕𝘋𝘖𝘒𝘜 𝘈𝘞𝘈𝘙𝘋𝘚 #𝟣 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘬𝘰-𝘬𝘶𝘯 - 𝟢𝟦𝟤𝟩𝟤𝟢 #𝟤 𝘪𝘯 𝘺𝘶𝘨𝘪𝘵𝘴𝘶𝘬𝘢𝘴𝘢 - 𝟢𝟦𝟣𝟣𝟤𝟢 #𝟤 𝘪𝘯 #𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘬𝘰-𝘬𝘶𝘯 - 𝟢𝟦𝟣𝟩𝟤𝟢 #𝟥 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘵-𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 - 𝟢𝟦𝟣𝟣𝟤𝟢 #𝟦 𝘪𝘯 𝘺𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘯𝘦 - 𝟢𝟦𝟣𝟣𝟤𝟢

"She was trouble, chaos really, but her smile dared me to fall in love with her." Mia Abe had one mission- To make the Sakamaki brothers fall in love with her and by doing so, destroy Karlheinz's plan. With her beauty; dangerous and addictive like a drug and her charm which could make a King blush, it wasn't really a hard plan. However, what she didn't expect was for them to steal her heart as well and meet four more vampires in the process. __ Highest Achievement: # 1 on Diabolik lovers, 26-12-18 __ The characters and Diabolik lovers storyline doesn't belong to me. However, Mia Abe and other oc's are characters of my imagination and belong to me. 'Happy reading!'

•{this is a pretty slow paced story- I personally don't like quick paced ones ^^' and before we start, this is a female!Reader insert, so she/her pronouns will be used!!}• The young Phantomhive is still at the top of his game. A successful businessman of the Funtom Company of children's toys and confectionary whom also holds the title of her Majesty's "Guard Dog" with his loyal demon of a butler at his side. Solving mystery by mystery, running business by business, Ciel is holding up well whilst on his journey of revenge. Y/N, a rich girl living in the shadow of tragedy is forced to step up after her parents and younger sister are reported missing. She takes the reigns of her family business of jewellery which is famously known all across Britain and in some parts of the world whilst hiding a family curse. Y/N's determined to take vengeance for all that her family and relatives have suffered. They don't expect to cross paths. However, after they meet, drama starts rolling. Once it does, things'll change, may they be for better... Or worse.

You are the most powerful witch the underworld has ever known, but if being trapped in a basement for her sake is what it takes to keep her alive then let's throw your ego out the window and become a puppet. What happens when she dies? Could you handle losing another soul from your life? You'll do whatever it takes to make sure Ciel stays alive, because Sheath knows who your new weakness is. Love and Ciel.

"Despite me realizing how much I love and adore you,we can never be together because...you shall leave me one day." "I won't leave you."