'stunning, remarkable, entertaining.' - joris bohnson 'a real page-turner. you will never get bored of this exciting story.' - lana del armadillo ⚠️⚠️⚠️TW: words, sentences, the english language, heterophobia, cisphobia, racist language towards white people, the number 3⚠️⚠️⚠️

you read the title human. There is poorly written smut. This book is a joke but I can and will edit if you find a mistake. 70th in satire, 17/01/22

Y/N is sold to Mr. Simon as a gift for his five boys

🚫18+🚫 (Just a warning, I know some if y'all aren't 18 👀) Yes this is purely satire but I promise it will be interesting. I'm going to update whenever and idk if I'll even finish it so bear with me 😹 Also smut and swearing warning for gay and hetero seggs 👁👅👁 All of you reading this are going to hell so I'll see you there. Also please don't forget to vote and comment for reach love you!!!

!!COMPLETED!! Ever wanted to read every wattpad story ever made in a few clicks? No? Well, I wasn't asking you. ... Yes? That's what I thought. Well, here you are! Every book genre, story, and scenario covered in the hallowed digital pages of the is e-book. Read at your own risk, I do not take responsibility for any life scarring that may ensue. WARNING! This book is extremely sarcastic and may hurt your feelings irreparably. I'm sorry. (You would not believe how much auto-correct I used to write this summary. I'm pathetic. Ha. Ha.)

Adam is a billionaire, but he is also secretly a billionaire. Did I mention he's a billionaire? Also he's hiding a dark secret. And then there's Kiera Renesmee Jermagesty McKenna Ricardo Rosa de la Montoya Ramirez, a broke waitress who struggles to feed her cheese stick addiction. What happens when their paths cross? How does one make a sandwich with no bread? Is it sexier to cry in Italian or in Turkish? Was there a table in The Lion King? Did they name the fruit orange after the color orange or did they name the color orange after the fruit orange? Read on to possibly find out. Warning: Reading this book may cause a loss of brain cells. Writing this absolute shitfest of a book caused me to drop at least 50 IQ points. Consider yourselves warned. Cover is by @panickedsociety (Highest ranks: #1 in Parody, #1 in satire, #9 in Humor)

This is the love story of y/n and the big bad boy aka Jake 😦😈😎 (time doesn't exist in this story.) Coolest rankings: #1 in fight song (March 6th 2022) #1 in Satire (March 31 2022) #2 in Cliche (May 13 2022) #1 in Cringeworthy (February 9 2023)

Draco and Y/N (a MUD BLOOD) are caught in an arranged marriage!! but she's not like other girls. she can fix this!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺 #9 in #notlikeothergirls🥰🥰🌺🌺

The love story we all know that's happening, I'm just here to report it to you in the style of a fanfiction. A slow burn enemies to lovers.

This is a joke. SFW (Like all of my writings)