Harry stared down at his bleeding hand, the words "I must not tell lies" dripping down his skin in blood-red liquid. And snapped. Harry Potter decides he's had enough of the wizarding world throwing him crap. he's going to throw it right back.

I'm in quarantine like everybody else and I have way too much time on my hands, plus am slowly going insane, so these are curse words in every language offered by google translate.

Izuku's mother and father were killed when an electricity pylon was knocked over and flattened their house, resulting in a homeless, scarred orphan. Currently on hiatus as school and stress are crushing me almost as much as my anxiety. Aight, don't read this. Please. For my little remaining dignity ⚠️Trigger warning: mentions of suicide, serious injuries, depression, swearing, and overall very badly written⚠️

He had noticed how everyone changed. And it had all begun with his lost notebook. One day he was still fine, laughing with his friends and raising his hand during every lesson, the next he was alone and scared of speaking up. The teachers glared at him, his friends avoided him, and the only ones seemingly unaffected by whatever happened were Present Mic, Shinsou, Todoroki and Asui. Then he was suddenly sitting in an intrrgoation room, with his previously lost notebook laying in front of him. What the hell was going on? [discontinued - ending open for interpretation]

Izuku gets added to the UA Staff Chat and soon becomes the apple of everyone's eye! Top rankings: #1 in Allmight- 30/10/2021 #1 in Presentmic- 15/10/2021 #1 in Midnight- 23/11/2021 #2 in Dadzawa- 23/10/2021 #5 in Midoriyaizuku- 18/11/2021 #6 in Nezu- 18/11/2021

After being added to the wrong group chat and finding a new family and a place in life, it is finally time for Izuku to move on and be a proper UA hero course student. What would a class be without its very own class chat? Class 1A decides to make a brand-new group chat with everyone in it. However, no one of them knows about Izukus past, not even Bakugo knows the whole story. So what will happen if they find out that Izuku is the one and only true Ruler of UA standing above the RAT SATAN and the Heavenly healer? A/N: This will not be your usual chatfic. There will be a lot of chapters written as a chat but there will also be others that are not. This is a mha fanstory and I have no idea where this is gonna go ... hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own mha, rights to the owner.

Midoriya Izuku, our sassy broccoli, gets added to the UA staff Chat by accident. The sly teen soon finds himself becoming the centre of everyone's attention. What happens when an ordinary teen with extraordinary talent get's virtually adopted by pro-heroes? Will the world be dominated by a tired teen and a satanic Chimera? Find out ;) Top rankings: #1 in Dadzawa- 15/11/2021 #1 in Mha- 16/11/2021 #1 in Deku- 16/11/2021 #1 in Izuku- 16/11/2021 #1 in Aizawa- 28/11/2021 #1 in Midoriyaizuku- 20/11/2021 #1 in Allmight- 26/11/2021 #1 in Midnight- 26/11/2021 #1 in Quirkless- 08/12/2021 #1 in Sassydeku- 26/11/2021 #1 in noships- 03/12/2021 #1 in Aldera- 26/11/2021 #2 in Nezu- 16/11/2021 #2 in bnha- 28/11/2021

So in this story, Izu is quirkless and he did not go to UA because after All Might had crushed his dream he gives up on being a hero. He did meet a few villains and hear about their side of the story and realise that this world is not all black and white so he decides to be grey and help both sides How will he do that you may ask? Well by opening a coffee shop of course! Heroes? Villains? Who Care! Just drink your damn coffee!

Aizawa Shouta, aka Eraserhead, is a simple man of a few words. He doesn't need much, doesn't want much. Just a piece of quiet, sleep and ton of coffee. But of course, world won't give him that. No... there must be an annoying vigilante, who just doesn't shut up for a minute. At least he has a cat, right? Right... What a nice joke world, what a nice fucking joke... That picture of Aizawa and cat is not mine. I just coloured that sweet kitty to green (to look like cat Izuku) and put there that title. Original is from: OCEANWARTH@TWITTER ❤ There will be some nasty words, so if you don't like it, don't read it. Please don't poste this story to another website, soon I will put it on AO3... That's all! Love ya all and enjoy!

Izuku. A vigilante who gets added to a groupchat of pro heroes and turns himself in. Hitoshi. The son of Eraserhead, a hero that had been glitter bombed by the vigilante more times than he wished to admit. Shoto. The son of the #2 pro hero, who was actually pretty chill. Neito. The boy with the 'villainous' copy quirk and a superiority complex. ... Now how the fuck did these four end up together? None of the art is mine. This includes the cover. Poly ship Half chat fic, half normal writing.