Quackity just wanted a cup of coffee after his last place got caught in the crossover of a gang war. Why is the owner of his new favorite place surrounded by blood? Or: Wilbur is a chaotic evil coffee shop owner and Quackity is a very confused mafia boss who just wanted some coffee.

Wilbur was tired of being a hero. He liked to believe that he was a good hero, but being a good hero wasn't enough. It was never enough. Always compared to his twin brother, the golden child of the Minecraft Hero Family. Wilbur lived in Techno's shadow. He hated it so much and he wasn't sure how much more he could take. He wanted to be seen for who he was. He was Wilbur goddamn Minecraft, and he refused to let himself be a side note in someone else's story. Villains had one right; the right to choose a nemesis. A thesis to their anti-thesis. A rival. His subordinates always questioned why he chose Magpie. He never bothered to explain. He had met the hero once, and that was all it took. The eldest of the Minecraft children was so much more than anyone realized. There was a deep running fury hidden under his mask. The hero was fast approaching his breaking point. That, is why Quackity chose him. Wilbur Minecraft was going to fall soon, and he was going to fall hard. And Quackity would be right there waiting, ready to catch his songbird when he did. (Art belongs to @smimsalted who is a part of my Discord server and deserves all the love for this amazing piece!)

I'll be writing a bunch of tnt duo oneshots that even YOU can ask for something to give me to practice writing - because tnt duo is fucking amazing. Other than requests, the rest are just things I get randomly moved to write As of may 31st REQUEST ARE BACK OPEN so ignore line below (As of march 10th I will not be taking requests until I finish the ones I still have yet to do) Hope you enjoy :D (this is where I mainly post now. Seeing as the majority of stuff I write happens to be quackbur oneshots or short stories with like 5 chapters max) Cover art is by fuwallo on Instagram CHECK THEM OUT their art is absolutely amazing. (Feel free to request :D) Full of angst, fluff, and just romantic stuff

The sex is easy. It's the morning after that's hard ///

A group of 6 boys - Wilbur, Schlatt, Tommy, Ty, Technoblade and Connor - all work together in a small detective agency, venturing out and exploring to debunk and uncover hidden myths and legends. (They call themselves the "MCIA" - "Myths and Cases Investigation Agency"). One day, after Schlatt manages to find the River of Horrors - which was a legend they were trying to uncover for awhile - he calls Wilbur immediately to meet him. Meanwhile on the other boys end, they discover a plague roaming the world. And after the group pieces together all their discoveries and plans, they soon come to realise that the world may very well be in more danger than they think. [ cover designed by: me ]

this is where you fall in love with orange juice

"If I wanted access to your nation's secrets, I would have already seduced them out of you," he growls, hating the clear excitement in Wilbur's eyes. "I wouldn't be kneeling on your doorstep, begging for sanctuary from the man who destroyed my career, and my body with it." A lazy smile tugs at the older man's lips, revealing canines just this side of sharp for a human. "There he is. Alexis Quackity, the illustrious, hot-headed prodigy with an unmatched talent for finding the right words." OR Alex Quackity escapes Schlatt, Wilbur is intense when it comes to his feelings, and this turned into a way longer project than I anticipated.