mxb! Harry Potter no longer has any fucks to give. That's it. That's the plot. Thanks for coming to my ted talk. ((And all because Death does something absolutely fucking stupid behind Harry's back.)) Or; Harry dies and wakes up back in the cupboard underneath the stairs. Fed up of being thrown around like a dogs chew toy, both literally and figuratively, Harry takes matters into his own hands and changes the future as we know it. ((Helping Voldemort may not have been on his initial plans, but here he was.)) #11 in harrymort //cross posted on ao3//. 1k! as of 13/01/2020 5k! as of 27/01/2020 wow!! 60k! as of 10/04/2020 !!! 70k! as of 13/05/2020 idk when it reached 100k and onwards but holy fucking shit--

"𝐖𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐞. 𝐒𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭. 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫." Elladora Hargreaves, a Slytherin who sits alone and never speaks. Most believe that she has some kind of illness, but it is much more than that. So much more. The marauders think it would be a good idea to try and prank her and the rest of the Slytherins but when she dodges it, they start to notice her a bit more, but things take a very very dark turn after they make her better. THE MARAUDERS ERA

*On hiatus* What if Harry accidentally summoned the diary at five years old? His story until he starts Hogwarts and during his years. I will modify canon a bit, obviously. I don't know I'm bored. Chapters will be short because I suck at writing. Also this somehow turned into Drarry, little space Draco, Tom Riddle X Severus Snape and by extent Severitus. Don't ask me, ask the original readers, they chose it to happen and I like it so I went with it. If you don't like that shit, piss off. Thank you, have a nice day. Started: 30th January 2019 Finished: _____

the twins with differences * One girl was born with a gift, while the other was left behind in more ways than one.

"she was the type of person who'd explain how she was going to stab you in the front before she actually shoved the knife in... and you'd let her. she'd probably even pass the knife to you so you can shove it in your own chest...and you would." tom riddle was in line to dance with the devil and evelyn maeve was happy to give him the chance.

All of the amazing facts about Harry Potter that you may already know or might have never even heard of. It's all here. I do not own any of these facts. I am just providing information from what I find on the internet. Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling, all rights belong to her! [COMPLETED]

After an unforgivable beating that takes an unexpected turn Harry goes crawling (literally) to the enemy and hands over his horcruxes in exchange for safety Dumbledore can't guarantee.

Harry Potter disappears when he is four years old and the wizarding world believes him dead. But when his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry returns in a storm of lightning; a grown man raised in a world of violence, more powerful than anyone could imagine, and the worst thing of all? He doesn't care two knuts about the wizarding world. Naturally, Voldemort is intrigued by this new and improved adversary.

Harry's title of Heir of the Potter family gets taken by by his brother because Harry is not the boy who lived. After being sent away for what was supposed to be 6 years at the Dursleys, Harry finds a book that changes the tapestry of fate, and leads Harry down a path of greatness. HarryxDaphne. Forgotten magic. references to multiple anime/books/games. Wrong boy who lived. Cross-posted from fanfiction.net with permission from the original author, Silver Scarfed Ventus. All credits go to them, not me.

Tom/Harry. A disastrous trip to a waterpark (thanks, Dudley!) unleashes almost 200 lifetimes worth of memories, and now Harry is stuck as a ten-year-old while his soulmate is a wraith set on killing him. A very old and cynical Harry sets about correcting Tom's poor life-choices while avoiding Dumbledore and his Order's panicked searches for the Boy Who Disappeared. As far as Harry is concerned, the whole world can fuck off. He couldn't care less he's finally Harry Potter again, or that he can finally see his original loved ones again. The only thing that matters is getting Tom back safe and sane and with his soul intact. Harry Potter/Tom Riddle.