Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

(Y/n) Galad is an Elvish Jedi from the planet Rivendell. Her master Plo Koon assigned her to be Queen Amidala's protector when the threat of an invasion on Naboo was high. Little did she know that she would get dragged into something much bigger that her. (Obi-Wan x reader) The last name Galad, (Y/n)'s home planet of Rivendell, the Evenstar and the race of elves belong to J.R.R. Tolkien. I do not own Star Wars. All rights go to George Lucas. I only own (Y/n) and any characters I create. #1 in obiwanxreader #1 in phantommenace #1 in revengeofthesith #4 in maul #5 in obiwankenobi #9 in jedi

Four-part series about how Soap accidentally discovers the relationship between the 141's medic and his Lieutenant.

Skylan Watson can't sleep at night. It's as simple as that. Her escape is the cafe down the street from her home. Lucid Cafe. But what will happen when her escape becomes her Ex Bestfriends escape and she has to share her cafe? Connor is looking for somewhere to blow off some steam. Somewhere he can just sit back and relax. Somewhere like Lucid Cafe. A big city cafe that barely anyone knows of. It's perfect. Especially when a brown haired girl from his past catches his eyes.

Santana was happy with her life. She had a supportive family, a great-ish income and a loving boyfriend, and she loved to help people. That was why she assigned herself to a program where she would be paired with a random soldier to be their pen-friend. Santana never knew that it was possible to fall in love with someone's words, but John MacTavish just proved her wrong. And when sunshine meets sunshine, a solar flare was guaranteed. [soap mactavish x fem!oc]

Hiding amongst the mountain peaks, (Y/N) (L/N) knew she would be found at some point. Whether it would be by the Autobots, Decepticons or her past, she didn't know. It was inevitable. But she liked the solitude while it lasted. The Decepticon TIC did not hide but was unseen and unheard. Gaining information and doing things right without fail is what he's known for. He worked alone, and he liked it that way. There was no one to slow him down. Their paths crossed, and in that moment fates intertwined. Their lives synced. (Transformers owned by HASBRO. Alternate plot from the TF:Prime series is mine) _--Highest Achieved Ranking: # 1 in 'Soundwave'--_

You've undoubtedly heard the tale of Robin Hood, but what if I was to tell you they got it all wrong? First of all, Robin is female. {All characters other than my own belong to J. R. R. Tolkien}

The sequel to 'Scars Don't Heal - Transformers Prime'. Amanda Beckett had changed. She became a leader, a friend, and something she never imagined. Jack Darby knew where he belonged. Only beside the Autobots did he find his purpose. Miko Nakadai found her place. Alongside friends and allies, she knew what she had to do. Rafael Esquivel was himself. He finally had somewhere where he could do what he's best at. Finn Ryen stood by his allies. He had his job, but this was all becoming something more. These five teens were brought together by the Autobot-Decepticon conflict that still raged on, even after Cybertron went dark. They know they're in danger and what their involvement means to their safety, but none can stop because the world needs them. Team Prime faces more challenges than ever, with the evil Decepticons watching and fighting them at every turn, forcing the team to take risks they never had to before. As more and more lives are at stake, Team Prime must rely on each other to win the war, or else all is lost. **I do not own these characters (except for a few OC's), they belong to the whole Transformers corporation. Ideas are based on the tv show Transformers Prime.**

Amanda Beckett liked being left alone. If she was alone, then there would be no one to leave her. Jack Darby just wanted out. Out of the small town of Jasper, out of school, out of all that he had. Miko Nakadai wanted an escape. An escape from the real world and ticket into something more. Rafael Esquivel didn't belong. Didn't belong anywhere but where he could be surrounded by his data. When these four teens are thrown into the world of Autobots and Decepticons, they are inadvertently a part of something more. Once each of them are spotted with an Autobot, the evil Decepticons immediately put a target on their backs, making sure they can never live the way they did again. But can they group together to rise against the Decepticon threat? Or will they be divided and conquered? **I do not own these characters (except for a few OC's), they belong to the whole Transformers corporation. Ideas are based on the tv show Transformers Prime.**