Days stuck behind the counter of a convenience store out in the middle of nowhere are slow at best, but the handsome serial killers that come from the surrounding forest to grab their last minute groceries almost make it all worth it. At least to a touch starved gay such as M/n.

my god, it seems all i write is creepypasta. i do other stuff, i swear, and i do actually write, honestly

Ok, this is getting a bit ridiculous. NOTE: Read the first two books before this one. Trust me. You'll thank me later.

Well whaddya know whaddya know I actually managed to fill up an entire book with these bloody headcannons. And, surprise surprise, I have an overactive imagination, so here we go again! NOTE: Read the first headcannons book before this one. You'll thank me later

I've read so many of these headcannon books, so I thought why not make my own?

Because psycho murderers would make great parents, don't ya think?! This isn't just for a female reader, but He/She. Here are the Creepypastas I've writen scenarios about: Jeff The Killer Eyeless Jack Ben Drowned Slenderman Ticci Toby Bloody Painter (New) The Puppeteer (New) Homicidal Liu (New) I own no CreepyPasta characters or you... I simply write the thing ... thingy. So the writing part is technically mine and I don't tolerate plagiarizing. This description sounds bad, so I don't blame you for not reading... This is probably the weirdest shit I've ever written for reads. Have fun! Art in cover made by Invadertweak on DeviantArt!

PLEASE READ NO JOKE VERY IMPORTANT STUFF AHEAD. Well, as you can tell from the mouthful of a title, this is a book of oneshots based on the headcannons from my other books! So, you read as yourself, (second person POV) a victim the Slenderman has abducted for some strange reason. You don't know why, but you have the feeling it's for a science experiment(??) Either way, with all these psycho killers around, you'd better be on your best behavior, lest one of them get bored and decide to give you a premature death. But who knows, you might just make friends with a few of them. Right. So, though this just contains headcannons from the first book, there will be references to other headcannons, so I will strongly suggest you read the first three books before this one, otherwise you may be left in the dark. I'll provide explainations if enough people ask of course, but other than that, you're on your own.

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A bunch of my head cannons

Sexual Offenderman is after your ass. (WARNING: I wrote this when I was 13 years old, it didn't age well and has very cringy dialogue....it's so bad XD)