Basically a dump of all my Heathers opinions, headcanons, quotes, one shots, ship opinions.
I need a place to put my shit because my friends are going insane listening to me lmaooooo
((SOME OF THEM MAY BE NSFW/SMUT. JUST A LITTLE HEADS UP.))
Go read the spanish version here! https://www.wattpad.com/story/317869870-puff-puff-humbert-x-reader-oneshots-spanish
Tom is a fucking idiot.
Tord is too.
What happens when they both want to die?
I hate Dear Starboy and the TomTord ship, so here's my (improved) take on the tragic tale.
Wonderful cover art by me
(This is a parody of the popular Dear Starboy. Plot belongs to the original author. This is all meant to be taken as a joke, so don't get your panties in a twist.)