𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐒 !                    ❪ grass x fem! reader ❫ ❝ go and play with the grass. maybe it cures your horniness, wack ass hoe 。❞ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛,          a teen who is down bad is convinced by their best friend to go touch some grass. and they do - or something like that. ──────────────────── written by: @-cxothicol       ↳ ꒰🏷️꒱ STATUS: [ 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗗 ]

Don't we all need to go outside?

Read the title again

This is a crack fic

Alright. So, I feel like this deserves an explanation. After seeing countless thirst comments followed up by countless variations of "Go outside and touch some grass", I thought, "Wouldn't it be funny if there was a y/n x grass fanfic that was just as bad as the comments?" And, well, here we are. This is not supposed to be a serious story by any means. If your first thought upon reading this story is "Dear god, this is horrible", good. It's supposed to be. However, I've seen first hand that some of y'all are into some freaky stuff. I see you guys. This one's for you.

Y/N POV WARNING: SMUT A story about 2 fated lovers who seem to always find their way back to each other...

Since people be telling us to touch grass, here you go smexy people. I made this sitting in my car on a road trip with no sleep, enjoy.

You need this if you horny 😀

Another beautiful story 😍 Please help 😀

"ʷᵒʷ ᵈᵘᵈᵉ, ˢᵒ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ, ˡⁱᵏᵉ, ᵍʳᵃˢˢ? ʳⁱᵍʰᵗ? TᕼᗩTՏ KIᑎᗪ Oᖴ ᘜᗩY." ⌫𝐚 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐬 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐲 -ʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴢᴇᴅ ɢʀᴀss x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ␈𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒔𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒓𝒆? 𝒔𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒓𝒆? 𝒖𝒏𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍 ༄🇸 🇭 🇮 🇹  🇼 🇷 🇮 🇹 🇮 🇳 🇬  ❁w̑̈h̑̈y̑̈ t̑̈h̑̈ȇ̈ f̑̈ȗ̈c̑̈k̑̈ ȃ̈ȓ̈ȇ̈ y̑̈ȏ̈ȗ̈ ȓ̈ȇ̈ȃ̈d̑̈ȋ̈n̑̈g̑̈ ȃ̈b̑̈ȏ̈ȗ̈t̑̈ g̑̈ȓ̈ȃ̈s̑̈s̑̈ ȗ̈ w̑̈ȇ̈ȋ̈ȓ̈d̑̈ȏ̈