"hey, asl?" [highest rank: #26]

❝do you know why you're in your room?❞ ❝because daddy put me here.❞ ©Narry-My-Storan 2015 || Kay Luke Daddy Kink

" we're friends right? well, you can't really tell me otherwise anyway, which is probably why we're friends. " Or the story of an overenthusiastic boy called Phil, who has trouble shutting up, and a reluctantly mute boy called Dan, who's life is falling apart, and how they both come to realise that sometimes - actions can speak louder than words.

Phil goes to football games, but not because he likes sports. Inspired by the music of Troye Sivan Pairings: Phan TW: Minor homophobic language Genre: Angst, Fluff

"New Kik Message!" Amazingphil: hello human bean Danisnotonfire: go away I suck at summaries but give this story a try {other celebrities mentioned} ****TRIGGER WARNING****

[yo this story is hella cringe !! read at your own risk] BOOK 1 liamsinzayn: hey daDDY liamsinzayn: NOTICE ME PLS liamsinzayn: fukc your new pic liamsinzayn: you look heLLA HOT DADDY liamsinzayn: fuCK ME UP PLS LIAM PAYNE in which zayn malik is in love with One Direction's liam payne and just wants Liam to notice him already so he makes sure to hit his dm's up everyday. © 2016, worshipayne, All Rights Reserved.

in which phil works at a bookstore and dan messages him on kik

"He's my best friend." highest rank: #237

" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.

❝so Lia, do you have a boyfriend nowadays?❞ ❝actually yes❞ ❝what's his name?❞ ❝Luke; but I usually call him Daddy❞ ©Narry-My-Storan 2015 || Kay