The ORIGINAL list of Reasons to Stay Single. Also includes reasons to NEVER reproduce with males, reasons to not care about the male loneliness epidemic, reasons to let the XYs go extinct, reasons to not care about male's mental health, and reasons you're better off staying the FUCK away from the male species. TW: Some stories contain mentions of SA, death, abuse, and child loss

"I'll marry you when I grow up." The little Prince chimes as he steadies himself to walk on top of an old abandoned log. "You can't. A Prince should marry a Princess, and I'm not a Princess so you can't marry me."She says before resuming back to the coloring book in front of her. With a grunt he hops off the wood. "My mom said I can do whatever I want when im King. And I want to marry you. Simple as that." 02/14/2021 HR : 67# in FanFiction 04/19/2021 HR : 60# in Fanfiction