What you wanted: A low effort part-time job, a little appartment and a good time. What you got: 2 lousy roommates, a pet snake and some serious beef. Student/roommate AU in which everyone works at fastfood restaurants lmao PLEASE READ: THIS VERSION IS NOT SPELLCHECKED PLEASE HEAD OVER TO AO3 IF YOU WANT TO ACTUALLY READ THIS STORY WITHOUT HAVING YOUR EYES BLEEDING THANKS happY 2018

I kinda like your face.

based on true events

in which a girl who takes care of her seven precious talking plants every day. highest : #92 in humor omg

a collection of bangtan blurbs that i needed to pen down before they got lost somewhere in the white matter of my brain. inspired by the one and only @yolgurt and her lovely "happiness" series which always makes me smile.

❝ wreaking havoc and living lavish. ❞

On July 6th, in celebration of National Fried Chicken Day: Namjoon SEEMS calm but is lowkey having a mental breakdown. Jin is silent along with Hoseok, and Yoongi looks like his head will bust out in flames any second now. Taehyung's a blind moron that can't read the situation, while Jimin's a floundering goldfish with a gun, and Jungkook's busy trying to open his packet of hot cheetos. And Hyemi? Well, she's being a sarcastic idiot making jokes out of the fact that she's bleeding on the cold floor, which is almost causing Jin to burst into laughter. Almost. How did a normal fried chicken delivery turn out this way? All rights reserved © 2020 by Jia

When Kim Namjoon becomes the commanding officer of Brooklyn's 99th precinct, he soon realizes that with the job comes babysitting six chaotic officers. ━━━━━━━━ "I didn't know tazing the microwave would start a fire!" Jungkook argued. "Well did you think it was going to fucking surrender and let you handcuff it?" Jin retorted, throwing the fire extinguisher into the flames. "That's not how you use a fire extinguisher, Jin!" Jimin screamed. ― A BTS crackfic © 2019 asakayu trailer by @Kidrauhl8Forever

"it's not gay if we call it a brojob!" (06/2016-10/2016)

➵ r18+! friends to lovers / camping au ∙ jeon jeongguk ; waking up to your best friend slamming his fist against your front door at the ass-crack of dawn is no pleasant occurrence. well, that's until you discover he's accompanied by your mismatched gang of pals, and the one and only jeon jeongguk. jeon I-want-you-to-fuck-me-ten-ways-to-sunday-and-back jeongguk.