❝ baby, you're my angel. ❞ ❝ i'm gonna pretend that you didn't just quote one of my favorite songs. ❞ - In which, two teens with sarcastic personalities and the same taste in music quite literally run into one another. - STARTED: Feb 15th, 2020 COMPLETED: N/A PUBLISHED: Feb 18th, 2020 Most impressive rankings... #1 in 2010s (may 23rd, 2023) #8 in notmyrodrick (may 23rd, 2023)

"it's the premium deal babe." "this all started because you're too immature to babysit your baby brother idiot."

"𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐚 𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞?" a rodrick heffley fanfiction [𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗉𝗅𝖾𝗍𝖾𝖽 ✔︎] lowercase intended luciddols© 2020

[r.h. × female oc] ❝i really like you, i really wanna be your best friend. be my rebel girl...❞ she's the queen of the neighbourhood ready to rock the drummer boy's world... lowercase intended. (timeline set in rodrick rules/dog days) rankings (05/18/21) : #1 in playlist #8 in rock #14 in punk #1 in devonbostick #2 in rodrickheffley #1 in riotgrrrl ✦1-800-CAVETOWN , © 2020

"chicks dig bad boys." --- when sylvia meets rodrick, a whirlwind of trouble follows them.

"What's up with this weird book you guys always share?" "It's not weird, jerk." (no smut) Rodrick Heffley x female!reader

diary of a wimpy kid: rodrick rules™

Tate, a big personality in a small town, develops a growing interest for a certain emo drummer. But with her declining mental health and crazy ex-boyfriend, can she make it work? (Updates every week.)

After packing up her life and moving in with her grandparents, Bonnie struggles to balance her hectic life as the new misfit of Crossland High School, and boy oh boy was Rodrick Heffley there to make everything even more complicated...