Jesus is a lonely, single, depressed working class citizen that works at a 24/7 sex shop. One day his idol and obsession, Peppa Pig the super model, waltzes into the sex shop and into his life. (Cover art not mine!!! Most of my cover art isn't mine.) #3 helpneeded (May 19, 2022) #71 jesus (May 20, 2022)

Finally making my favorite headcannon into a fanfiction. Hope you'll enjoy it! TW: Self harm, suicidal thoughts, transphobia

Have you always wondered how to commit crime? well here is your chance to find out :) just don't tell anyone or else I will have to frame you and push you under the bus [metaphor or is it?] So enjoy

sexay times and rhymes, learn about the science behind reproduction