Trust me, it was an accident. I don't even like 5SOS! How was I supposed to know that my best friend was a crazed fanatic about them? How was I supposed to know that I had the best ninja and driving skills as a partner in crime? All I know is that in under five minutes, I somehow managed to accidentally kidnap the four most popular Australians on earth. What are the odds, huh? 5 Seconds of Summer Season 2 Watty Awards Winner 1st Place 5SOS 1st Place Humor 2nd Place Artistic Cover 2nd Place Distinguished Plot 2nd Place Undiscovered Gems Waste the Night 2018 Awards Winner Compelling Characters: 3rd Place Most Badass Leading Lady

When sixteen-year-old, Anastasia 'Annie' Evans, finds out that her mother's newly-engagement comes with having a stepbrother, she starts to develop a certain attachment to him; not knowing that she's about to embark on a euphoric adventure full of lust, lies, and secrets. [highest ranking : #1 in Fanfiction]

The crazy, stupid story of how I ended up driving my ex-boyfriend 3,000 miles to deliver him to the door step of his current girlfriend and all the adventures and little moments in between. 2014 © punkrockirwun **ON HIATUS INDEFINITELY**

"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

you've got the wrong number, dipshît [book one in the so wrong, it's right series]

"We need to get them back together." "Operation Band Trap is now a go." it started when four girls planned how to get their favorite band back together

unknown: Mali can you see if I left my green day shirt in my old room I can't find it not Mali??: who tf is Mali book one of four

n. the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own.

catfish : someone who pretends to be someone they're not on the internet • all images/gifs are from tumblr, they are NOT mine unless i say so!!!! • you can check out some translations in my "catfish translations" reading list :-) • (highest rank: #1 in fanfiction) (@emcartwright took the picture I used as the cover so creds to her!) ❤️

"long story short, i hated calum hood." (cover by elle)