stupid drabbles written at incredibly late hours and rarely beta-read. rqs are open and welcome. i don't actually ship schlattbur don't send me death threats or whatever

[DISCONTINUED] A collection of schlttbr one shots. Writing in the first two chapters are of a different style to the rest of the oneshots. I don't write these anymore.

"he knew i was a sucker for his dumb british accent and charming looks" ♥︎ schlattbur oneshots for when i want to write my heart away. ♥︎ ~ #1 smplive #5 schlattbur #2 smpearth

[discontinued] Schlatt's been trying to hide his affection for Wil, but now that Wil was coming to visit he didn't think he'd be able to anymore.

if i ever write anymore, it's gonna be on ao3. the writing in this absolutely sucks so have fun reading i guess, i know you are here for the smut