Sometimes all you really need is a place to call home. * * * Being re-written completely as of May 14, 2021

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

[ON HOLD] ❝Skinny Love is a term used when two people love each other but are too shy to admit it but they still show it.❞ - This is the tale of how sixteen year old Lydia Beau and nineteen year old Adam Hale found each other through late night coffee shop rendezvouses. On how the two aforementioned characters, or in this case people, somehow, against all odds, fell in love. - © Iris, 2014 spiritual 51 / 08.05.14 romance 614 / 08.05.14