Yeah...Yeah...No *Hangs up*

Can you keep up with Kermit's shenanigans? Written in the pov of (Y/N) the mystery muppet.

What did come first? the chicken or the egg? We need to used our big brains here! This is mostly a rant lol🐔🥚Use the song I put in here for big brain energy

*you have received a letter from one of our dearest hosts!* "Welcome to the host club!" "Your a girl right?" "Just making sure haha, wouldn't want to make that mistake again!" -signed Tamaki Ps: please meet in the music room on the fourth floor!

Angel Dust fucking dies.

You always went to school an hour early, though not by choice. Due to this, you never had time to make any friends because you were always too tired. Now there's a boy who's coming in every morning early aswell. He's not much of a morning person, but he has to due it so he can do extra work.

THIS IS FULLY SATIRE SO PLEASE DONT HATE OR ASK FOR ANY NSFW THANM YOU HAVE A HORRIBLE DAY RATS

There is not that many of these so i decided to write one To be honest not much to explain here.