Biden hates Trump, but Trump loves Biden. Watch as this heartbreaking story eats your heart in a very descriptive and gory manner. I hope you s̶u̶f̶f̶e̶r̶ enjoy❤️

The dude in a deer costume stands on the podium as he pulled out the district's labeled tag that shined in red white and blue... this name would change the course of someone's life...and even possibly end it,, they'd have to spend their remaining days with whatever other dickhead was called- "Ronald Dion DeSantis?" and pray the homosexual away.

I was a fool to think that the ex-president, Obama would take care of me, like he did with Obama-Care... My life as a vegan was already hard enough. At least BENOFTHEWEEK had my back, right?

Nikocado Avocado and Shrek fall in deep love, but someone wants to intervene. Nikocado and Shrek have to figure out who's trying to ruin their love. The only question is.... who is it?

As the title says, its a Duolingo x Reader fan-fiction😳 // Lots of tea😉 // Read at your own risk🌚 // P.S: ITS A JOKE😭 // No smut sry😔

When Harry Potter auditions to be in the new hot tv show he never expected his biggest crush Barney the big purple hot dinosaur to be the host. In this book, there will be some tears shed just warning you. * I did not make most of these characters in this book*

💌🐞🐈‍⬛ ❛ 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐋𝐄 ❜࿔*:･ﾟ ## . a ADRIEN AND CAT NOIR fanfiction. ╭──╯ IN WHICH ━━ bestowed with magical powers of creation, (y/n) dupain-cheng aka ladybug must unite with her opposite, cat noir, to save paris as a villain unleashes chaos into the city ✧ ೃ༄*ੈ✩ ꒰ 🗼꒱ؘ ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ ❪ 𝙼𝙸𝚁𝙰𝙲𝚄𝙻𝙾𝚄𝚂 𝙻𝙰𝙳𝚈𝙱𝚄𝙶 𝙼𝙾𝚅𝙸𝙴 ❫ ❪ 𝙵𝙴𝙼! 𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙴𝚁 𝚇 𝙰𝙳𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽 𝙰𝙶𝚁𝙴𝚂𝚃𝙴 & 𝙲𝙰𝚃 𝙽𝙾𝙸𝚁 ❫ ❪ ©-𝙷𝙰𝚉𝚉𝙰𝚆𝙲𝙺𝙳 ❫ ﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌

Gay love story between a toaster and a microwave Slightly inspired by Romeo and Juliet (really isn't anything like Romeo and Juliet but I got the idea for the story while thinking about Romeo and Juliet) Definitely didn't write this is class a few months ago for an assignment *nervous laughter* nope why would I ever do that? I'd never *more nervous laughter* Tw: running away, mention of character death Please note that the cover art is mine so don't steal it plsss lmao [Edit] Okay so this was originally just a thing I wrote for a school assignment but I'm gonna make this a genuinely good story with tons of breaking the fourth wall. It's gonna be great!

Very very short story - - I made this as a joke in the middle of the night pp - #69 in dirt

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