"Your life is about to get real busy," Five sighed. "Now, rules: Don't talk during meals, the only time we're allowed free time for fun is on Saturdays between noon and half-past noon, always wear your uniform properly, listen to Mom and Dad and Pogo, and lastly, don't fuck shit up." | book one | season one | | total word count: 127k |

"Whenever you are scared, or sad, or just lonely, listen to the wind chimes and remember that you will be okay." Im currently rewriting this book! Go to my profile to find the rewritten Windchimes book! - Ben x OC

On October 1, 1989, 43 women around the world give birth simultaneously, despite none of them showing any sign of pregnancy until labor began. Eight of the 43 children are adopted by eccentric billionaire Sir Reginald Hargreeves, and turned into a superhero team through what he calls "The Umbrella Academy". Salem 'Babydoll' Hargreeves was one of those eight children but now she and what's left of her "siblings" (Or what she likes to call her 'god awful childhood roommates') are all grown up and her "father" has died. Now, Babydoll must return home for the first time since she was 16 and face her past and her "siblings." *UNDER HEAVY EDITING (GUYS I WAS A CHILD WHEN I WROTE THIS, GIVE ME A BREAK PLEASE!!!! I BEG!!!!! I WAS KINDA DUMB AND THIS WAS MY FIRST TIME WRITING!!! NOW I HAVE A DEGREE IN IT SO I WILL BE BETTER, TRUST!!!!)

-𝘾𝙊𝙉𝘾𝙀𝘼𝙇𝙀𝘿 ᵏˡᵃᵘˢ ʰᵃʳᵍʳᵉᵉᵛᵉˢ '𝙛𝙪𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚?' -In which Five brings a girl home from the future and she falls for his insane brother. (...tua s1-s2) (...klausxfem!oc)