𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 | ❝i was about to have my menopause! do i really need to go through all that stuff again?❞ -in which number eight, a telekinetic badass does her best to save her family from the apocalypse, without realizing that the witch living in her body is slowly manifesting. (FIVE HARGREEVES X fem!OC) (SEASON ONE-) (THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY FF) (COMPLETED JULY 20 2019) (cover by @-jasontodd) CWTHINGS 2019 prepare for a whirlwind of emotions.

Meet the Commission's worst spy. Decades after the murder of her parents and adoption by the Handler, teenage shapeshifter Zara is assigned her first mission: eliminating Five Hargreeves. There's only one problem. She might just fall in love with him first. Hopelessly incompetent, Zara finds herself thrust into a world of disastrous comedy, gut-wrenching betrayal, spiralling infatuation, and terrible, terrible secrets. ── 𝙫𝙤𝙡𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙪𝙭 © 2020