Mean Bands (Bandom version of Mean Girls)

Patrick Stump has been homeschooled all his life, so when he gets the chance to go to high school, he has no idea what he's in for. He befriends Pete Wentz, who is "too emo to function" and Hayley Williams. But when the Plastics, Andy Hurley, Gerard Way, and Brendon Urie, take an interest in Patrick, he finds himself...

THE SHREKIAN BIBLE

DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NO WISH TO PLEDGE TO SHREK OR READ THE TODODEKU CHATFIC BY @animefanfics2 FELLOW SHREKIANS, THIS IS THE WORD OF THE HOLY SHREK GOD IT IS BEING WRITTEN BY ONE OF THE DISCIPLES AND PROPHETS WHO ASSISTED IN THE SACRIFICE OF BOTH MINETA AND ENDEAVOUR AND FREEDOM OF AREA 51 ALIENS I BELIEVE I HEAR...