You're on a casual, very normal walk in the city, when suddenly you hear the sound of suction cups climbing up a tower. How very wacky! You're attracted to these sounds, because for some reason you're into suction cup noises, and you decide to investigate. Little did you know what was about to happen...

Hi guys it's me suction cup man LOOK AT ME GO! I heard lots of people were writing stories about me and somebody called Y/N I've never met them before but I'm gonna leave this story for the creator to write so here are the rules 1-no sex and shit!I don't do that okay! 2-requests-Fuck yeah we do! 3-don't even think about shipping me with business Dummy I'm gonna throw up at that shit! And 4-Y/N will go by any pronouns and also make there design up I don't care as long as you like the design that's all me and the creator care ab- What the Fuck are you doing in my office?! Oh shit I gotta go enjoy the story! Turn that fucking phone of- Wait can I type one more thing?! ...fine 5-no ped0F1le shit about me okay!I don't like kids I'm not that disgusting unlike businesses dummy over there! Okay that's it stop typing!

Warning: nsfw

I will do Eteled x Reader fanfiction here

so basically you buy a wii and it goes on from there does contain smut, back the fuck off abcdefu, fuck you and your family too <3