❝they don't like big celebrations or grand gestures of affection; steaming coffee and watching the people will be just fine.❞ ~honourable mention in @freethelgbt's one-shot valentine's day contest~

Sometimes all you really need is a place to call home. * * * NOTE AS OF 04/2026: This is the old version of the story from 2012. It is currently being reprised, which you can also find under my profile here in wattpad as "5:48 [reprised]"

Introduction: Would You Want to Know? This is How You Die: Hematoma This is How You Die: Murder This is How You Die: Under Collapsing Shelf This is How You Die: After Many Years, Stops Breathing, With a Smile on Face

John Watson hunts all things evil and undead, but when a demon hand delivers an inexperienced Sherlock Holmes to his door, he has to face something even more terrifying than any monster on the earth: emotions. Johnlock fluff Credit to whoever drew this beautiful cover