It started with paper airplanes. Wait, what did?

How could this happen to my three friends and I? What are the odds? Our hometown is now a getaway, a hideout; for the one and only One Direction. This will definitely change our lives. Wait a minute, what are they doing here? --I do not own One Direction, the Montreal Canadiens, the NHL, Polaris, Arctic Cat, Yamaha, or Skidoo or any names associated with the following--

Daily conversations my friends and I have. Some might be from the past. But, they are hilarious.