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smut :DD please take this as joke I'm sorry

Y/n was always a nice girl, she didn't understand why everyone hated her. She didn't know who her real parents where because some villains kidnapped her at very young age. 🥺🥺🥺🥺💗💗💗💗 I don't own bnha and the characters. This story is a joke and I'm ashamed of what I created. Also my English is really bad because it's not my first language and I'm not listening in class.

I am a mermaid I lived in England and people found out about me so I swam fare away and was the middle of no were then a massive water hole was takeing in and the next thing I know I was in a different world were fishy taking and there are no humans but there was a massive octopus like base but it was night so I did know who they were and why I'm here was I chosen or a mistake you will have to find out in the chapters

After 27 years of his starving rest. He wakes and the first person he meets is you. You help him, and you two grow closer.

⚠️COMPLETED⚠️ (Y/N) was a sweet little girl. Until she lost her family twice, and became the monster we know today. When her mother and brother were killed by a fire her abusive father started, she killed him without mercy. They never found the killer. The second time, she lost her army friends in a explosion. She watched as the life faded from her best friend's eyes. And then did she unleash the monster. And once the monster tastes human blood and flesh, it can't be stopped from hunting more. But when the Chesapeake Ripper meets our (Y/N), will love or hate lead the way? ⚠️Nothing in this book is mine. I'm suing the TV Hannibal (played by Mads Mikkelsen), the pictures are borrowed and credit goes to their original owners⚠️

You and Xingqiu where good friends, and always hung out with eachother. One day you were going out to pick some jueyun chillies and you bumped into xinqiu and xiangling "Sorry my liege" Xinqiu said helping you up, "What are you doing out here?" Xiangling asked "Im just trying to find jueyun chillies to make a dish!" You replied back. "Oh, us too! Want to look together?" Xinqiu replied with "Yes sure!" you said back. 2 hours later, you couldnt find any jueyun chillies "Hm" you scracthed your head "What if someone took them all?" xiangling asked scared because she needed them for a dish "I think i know who took them" Xinqiu said. Suddenly a group of treasure hoarders appeared "AHH" you and xiangling screamed "Its okay, I'll protect you" Xingqiu said calmy. He took out a sword and started fighting, he had a water vision but for some reason, the water was... brown? You noticed that there was a stain on his pants that was the same color as the "water" It also smelled really but, but then you realized that was... Shat!? "It seems you figured out my secret, my leigu" He sprayed his diarrhea watery shat all over you, and it dripped down your forehead and changed your skin tone. Xingqiu licks a little diarrhea off your head, enjoying the warm, slimy sour taste of the poo as it dripped down your body. Xiangling had a horrified look on her face, and ran away. The treasure hoarders chased after her, leaving you and Xinqiu alone together. "H-how do you get your p-poo?" "Well," Xinqiu replied "I suck it out of my bumhole to use as a weapon." "C-can i eat your poo?" You asked "Of course my leig, go ahead" You lick the poo crust off your mustache, as it dried a little already. It tasted surpisingly good and you started licking all of it off your body. "I see you like it, want some more?" Xinqiu said with a smirk. "Y-yes!" Xinqiu pulled his pants down and squirted his nice, slimy poo on your face. You enjoy the taste of the warm poo, dripping down your face.

I wrote this with a friend, this cursed creation is her fault.

In this story you meet spongebob on your way to the playground, then you meet Gru and feel te immediate sexual tension between the three of you, you have a great time at the park with your two lovers then you go to Gru's house for some fun in the bed! Have fun reading!

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