Hey!! You!! Yes, I'm talking to you!! Want to read something funny?? Want to see our favourite characters from Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus come alive in the most hilarious way possible?? Then read this!! Who knows what dangers lurk when Leo creates the Chicken Nugget Smokescreen and everyone can use technology?? I can only promise that it's going to be nothing short of INSANE...

The title says it all.

The swakle to my first Percy Jackson Jokes book -_- note: Not all these jokes are mine I just compile dem all for you to read! <3 Don't forget to vote, comment and follow!

Hey everybody, before we start I just want to let you know that I know demigods cannot have phones. Also these are just random texts I found on the internet.... All i did was Demigodafiy them... DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS!!!!!!! ENJOY!!!!!! Stay cra cra! ~ Cat.

Percy Jackson meets Facebook. Shenanigans ensue. Edit: Extremely outdated humor and who even uses Facebook. Probably includes typos and really cringe/embarrassing plot lines and jokes. At least I tried? Thanks for reading. :)

Just a book with some of my favorite quotes from PJO and HoO. Enjoy!

Percy Jackson, and many others, start Facebook and other social media sites. With many twists and common narrative chapters, this book is the right one for you if you want to just laugh. Hard day at school? Sit back and relax because this is the book for you. *Disclaimer: ©Rick Riordan for characters! Otherwise, the plot is my own, created just for you...*

One-shots about mortals thoughts when they meet a demigod. Some might be out of character.... I don't know. It might be a possibility. Note: I was inspired by @were_lovers1220 She has great stories! Go check! I asked her if I can make these; she said it was fine.

Look, I didn't want to play Truth or Dare. It gets you humiliated in embarrassing, awkward ways. Like kissing a god or having a female-Ariel look. And some really cringe-worthy stuff. So, if you are REALLY interested in my tale, open this book and read it, I DARE YOU. This is the old and immature book, the mature and professional with my improved writing skills is called the same thing, but has 'REWRITTEN' on it. This is BOOK 1 in the trilogy, of which I still need a name for. PJO TRILOGY: BK1: Demigodly Torture BK2: Percy Jackson: Insanity, Stuff and More Insanity BK3: ??? There is a request column at the end if this book where you can request truths or dares for a person. More info at that chapter! CHECK THE CHAPTER NUMBERS BEFORE READING AS IT IS JUMBLED UP. I would like to thank: @ WrittenInMyDarkHeart for her review! AND @Crazy_fangirl_101 for the totally AmaZHANG cover! [COMPLETED] [EDITED COMPLETED] WARNING: VERY IMMATURE CONTENT. READ ONLY IF YOU WANT TO LAUGH AND APPRECIATE HUMOR. DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANY CHARACTERS. ALL RIGHTS TO RICK RIORDAN. First published: 3 May, 2014 Last updated: 11 January, 2016 This story was written two freaking years ago, so it could be slightly childish... Wow, this is one long description. Also, the inspiration for this story goes to @PurpleCat02. :P, if you are reading this, Kat ;)