This happens when I'm bored This is why I have no friends This joke is crap I might continue this

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

Shrek is love, and Shrek is life.

SHERK LOVE PEPPA BUT PEPPA NO LOVE SHerk :OOOOOOOOO PEPPA LOVE DORA GAAAASSSPPPPP

I'm sorry

For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??

[#1 in softener] short stories about every character from stranger things!! (smut warning)

When you cross Stranger Things and memes, you get this book.