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The pale stars were sliding into their places. The whispering of the leaves was almost hushed. All about them it was still and shadowy and sweet. It was that wonderful moment when, for lack of a visible horizon, the not yet darkened world seems infinitely greater-a moment when anything can happen, anything you believed in. It's the most frightful time of the day-or evening. It's when all the monsters come out, vampires, werewolves, ghosts, and other unnatural things. But most people don't know it, they just go about their own businesses, frolicking around-not having a care in the world. It is in these times that they start to disappear. Distant screams, forbidding blood, creatures that lurk in the shadows. Within these shadows lies a deep legend that has been long forgotten...until now. Scarlett and her friends have been warped back into a horrifying legend that, to only one, was believed to be a myth. Now they must face the vicious creatures that dwell deep within the old library and murderous betrayals. With the stakes now higher than ever, one must choose between insanity and death. And what the hell is up with this blood oath that Scarlett is to repay? Their time now running out, they must survive until dawn and escape the accursed library for their own lives. But these creatures aren't going to let them easily go astray, dusk till dawn do they hunt, and they'll stop at nothing to make sure that no one sees the light of day again.

Highest Rank: Werewolf #1 "Mine" he growls, and spins me around to face him. His face is now only inches away and it catches me off guard. I can feel him all around me, his warm breath on my face, his calloused hands on my body, everything he touches tingles in a delightful and overpowering way. Something deep inside me sparks suddenly, starting off slow like lighting a match, but then grows into a raging fire. I look up at him in shock, what is happening to me? Why is my body reacting to him this way? Why the hell is Jared touching me to begin with? So many questions are swarming in my mind, but none escape my lips. I have no control right now, something inside me does and it wants this. It wants him. His once light green eyes have turned into a deep shade of emerald in a matter of seconds, as if reading my thoughts. He pulls me impossibly closer to him and his lips find my ear. "Mate" He growls huskily sending chills and sparks flying through me. What the hell is happening?! ***** When Stella Riverson's house lights up like a match, the Riverson's are left stranded without a home, all of their belongings lost in the flames. One thing leads to another and they move up north to the town of Sutton, to live with the ever so generous Wells family. Little does Stella know that she is about to be thrown head first into a world she never knew existed. Lies told and secrets kept will unfold before her very own eyes as she reaches reckless and uncharted territory deep within herself. A new town, new house, and a whole new school, where certain things will be questioned, like why is Stella the central point of all the students stares at this new school? Especially the stunningly attractive and mysterious boy she shares a roof with. **WARNING: This story is going under revision, meaning I WILL be making changes to the plot, characters and more. Read at your own risk** Copyright © 2014 by Elena R **COVER MADE BY: isaSecret **

Brittany Organs was well a mermaid. So what happens when you mix a mermaid and a famous world wide boy band together? A Mess is what you get. Full of hatred, love, adventure, and well some music of course. ______ A/N: Sorry for the horrible description guys. I suck. Copyright © 2013 CrazyWildMofo

Everyone thinks Saphira is a regular girl but she's not. Yes, she goes to a school for mortals, wears mortal things and does mortal activities but she technically isn't a mortal. Saphira has grown up in a world that is split in half. On one side of the fenced border, there are humans, on the other dangerous magical creatures lurk. When her adoptive parents send her to a summer camp right next to the border a new adventure begins. She discovers a new best friend but is she really who she says she is? And then there's the mysterious, handsome boy Jace that seems to have an odd interest in her and his ice cold twin brother Finnick, who could kill someone with his withering glare. Saphira soon finds herself entangled in their lives... More so then she wants to be. To make matters worse, Saphira is keeping a terrible secret from everyone. She is actually a creature that is meant to be on the other side of the border, or as humans would say, a "monster".

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