Ever get caught in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, but ended up dieing? Well, this guide will most likely not help you survive that unfortunate moment when you will probably die. This humorous guide will have you laughing with each tip and update!

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Sequel to Pokemon - The Biggest Wish! Find the first book here: http://www.wattpad.com/story/862292-pokemon-the-biggest-wish Two months after his last encounter with Team Rocket, Toby is searching every crevice of Kanto for his Mother. A new opportunity arises when he recieves a tip-off from a source in Almia. But can the source be truly reliable? The gang journey to the region to find themselves once again sucked into the world of evil and espionage. A new force by the name of "Genesis" threaten to plunge Toby into darkness. Can Nelly, Holly and the others pull him back into the light?

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Henry Alzernet and his sister, Shannon Alzernet get captured by a very mysterious person. Will they make it out alive or not?