"Hello, this is--shut up Mirriam--this is Pizza Hut, what can I--fuck, shut up--do for you today?" "What the fuck? Who is this? Are you drunk?" "Lol, maybe." "Did you just say 'lol?'" In which a drunk girl who drowns her sorrows in alcohol prank calls an equally broken boy. These characters are quite blunt and a lot of the topics can make some readers uncomfortable/can be triggering.

[Highest ranking yet: #1 in Short Story] "Siri, if you were a person, what would you look like?" Does my appearance matter to you? "...."

[Highest Ranking: #12 in Non-Fiction] I've been holding these thoughts in for too long :'D •◇• Feel like laughing? Come on in and see what annoys me most about Wattpad! XD I guarantee there won't be a single thing that you don't relate to! I DO NOT MEAN TO OFFEND ANYONE WHATSOEVER! NONE OF THESE RANTS ARE AIMED AT ANY PARTICULAR PEOPLE! [Highest Ranking: #212 in Humor] [Highest Ranking: #78 in Random] {Started 9th September 2017}

Like the title says. All the clichés I find around wattpad that are deliverable to be avoided. Warning: contains swearing and a lot of rants. Any semblance is purely coincidental and none of the clichés are directed to any account or book unless specified.

What would you do if your apartment is haunted by a smoldering hot ghost, who is planning to make your life a living hell if you don't move out? RUN! But Grace Summers is determined not to. Possibly because she's broke and her only choice lies in living in her father's apartment. In one night everything changes for Grace. Her boyfriend cheats on her with her best friend and not only that, she discovers herself being haunted by a devilishly handsome delinquent ghost. (As if getting cheated on wasn't enough!) Unfortunately, putting up with an arrogant entity isn't her only problem. A/N: This book isn't meant to scare you but I can't make any promises that you won't be smitten by a ghost. Highest rating: #1 in Paranormal, #13 in Romance Cover by: @Deadrot Trailer by: @marquietta (Previously known as: "Living With The Troublemaker's Ghost")

"Its a deal then". "Okay", he replied and before I had the chance to kick him out of my couch, outside my door away from me he placed his lips on mine. At first I was shocked, frozen in my spot and a bit irritated as I was wedged in an awkward sitting position. But soon my body began to respond, our lips moving in perfect sync, electricity skating down my spine. Slowly he let go with a mischievous glint in his eyes. "I thought we are only kissing in front of them", I said breathlessly trying to sound annoyed while clearly his stupid lips had just made me see stars. "I was just practicing. And also sealing the deal with a kiss", he smirked. "Yeah right", I quipped . "Oh come on princess, you didn't even stop me. Just admit it- that you are addicted to my kisses". At that moment it hit me, that I had sold my soul to the devil and there was no giving back. Because this particular devil smirking at me didn't do refunds. ................................ Emerson Justice is your average girl with straight As and an acute love for pizza. Leo Arsen is the Italian hottie who just moved to her school and is not to mention the school's new bad boy. He also happens to work at Emerson's favorite pizza place. But there is more to Emma the pizza girl then what meets the eye. Emma has a secret. A secret that has made the school's queen bee her arch enemy. A secret that made her kiss Leo Arsen. Now he is at her doorstep demanding for more. They make a deal. But, what are Leo's true intentions a few innocent kisses or something more? #1 in humor #1 in romance And most importantly #1 in Pizza Cover by: @resistance_ Trailer by: @marquietta

Started :January 26,2019(sat) The title gives it all away. Many wattpad Cliché that's sure to keep you laughing.

Let's all take a trip down memory lane to a time when we thought writing an entire 270 paged book without an outline or any kind of plan was a good idea. That's what this book was for me. Luckily, some good should come out of it, seeing as I will now re-read it and pick it apart for your reading pleasure. Enjoy, to the best of your abilities.