"Hello, this is--shut up Mirriam--this is Pizza Hut, what can I--fuck, shut up--do for you today?" "What the fuck? Who is this? Are you drunk?" "Lol, maybe." "Did you just say 'lol?'" In which a drunk girl who drowns her sorrows in alcohol prank calls an equally broken boy. These characters are quite blunt and a lot o...
[Highest ranking yet: #1 in Short Story] "Siri, if you were a person, what would you look like?" Does my appearance matter to you? "...."
[Highest Ranking: #12 in Non-Fiction] I've been holding these thoughts in for too long :'D •◇• Feel like laughing? Come on in and see what annoys me most about Wattpad! XD I guarantee there won't be a single thing that you don't relate to! I DO NOT MEAN TO OFFEND ANYONE WHATSOEVER! NONE OF THESE RANTS ARE AIMED AT ANY...
Like the title says. All the clichés I find around wattpad that are deliverable to be avoided. Warning: contains swearing and a lot of rants. Any semblance is purely coincidental and none of the clichés are directed to any account or book unless specified.
What would you do if your apartment is haunted by a smoldering hot ghost, who is planning to make your life a living hell if you don't move out? RUN! But Grace Summers is determined not to. Possibly because she's broke and her only choice lies in living in her father's apartment. In one night everything chang...
"Its a deal then". "Okay", he replied and before I had the chance to kick him out of my couch, outside my door away from me he placed his lips on mine. At first I was shocked, frozen in my spot and a bit irritated as I was wedged in an awkward sitting position. But soon my body began to respond, our lips moving in per...
Started :January 26,2019(sat) The title gives it all away. Many wattpad Cliché that's sure to keep you laughing.
Let's all take a trip down memory lane to a time when we thought writing an entire 270 paged book without an outline or any kind of plan was a good idea. That's what this book was for me. Luckily, some good should come out of it, seeing as I will now re-read it and pick it apart for your reading pleasure. Enjoy, to th...