pls i didnt write this my ummmm my cat named baseball louie stepped on my keyboard i swear pls dont report me to the fbi

this story is told by the diary of glenn quagmire, a single father of one, is slowly becoming a regular at the miami nude beach, but soon finds himself immersed in a world of drama. this is obviously a joke btw characters include: -glenn quagmire (family guy) -kevin mccallister (home alone) -gene belcher (bobs burgers) -patty and selma bouvier (the simpsons) -elliot (open season) -crazy dave (pvz) -ms choksondik (south park) -professor utonium (powerpuff girls) -lucille krunklehorn (meet the robinsons) -coach steve (big mouth) -peggy hill (king of the hill)

Barbossa has done well as an unmated alpha for many years, claiming he don't need no omega trailing along after him. When he was brought back from the dead by Tia Dalma, he had no desire or time to find an omega, there was more pressing matters to attend to than that. Even when they rescued Captain Jack Sparrow from the Locker, and Sparrow's unmated omega scent smelt even sweeter than he remembered it and became hard to resist, he almost gave in. Still, he managed to ignore the temptation to take the younger pirate captain then and there. They had bigger things to worry about. After they had defeated Davy Jones and Cutler Beckett however, there was time, and a lot of it. When Jack is confined to the captain's cabin to recover from his injuries sustained in the battle against Davy Jones and the East India Trading Company, and his first heat in years, Barbossa decides to do something he thought he'd never resort to doing if he didn't have to... caring for and helping Captain Jack Sparrow in his time of need. Being the only alpha on board the Black Pearl sure has it's downsides.... Word Count: 20k **not an mpreg, but mpreg mentioned**

Nick Wilde works on the streets of Los Angeles as a male prostitute. This week is crazy as he goes through all of his clients, until one gets his revenge. Characters include: -Mr. Garrison (South Park) -Jimmy Crystal (Sing 2) -Fix-It-Felix (Wreck It Ralph) -Grug (The Croods) -The Lorax (The Lorax) -Frankenstien (Hotel Transylvania) -Baldi (Baldi's Basics) Enjoy!

The crazy story of Thomas the Tank Engine and his journeys with his driver. it glos tf up as you keep reading trust me xx

Nick and Judy get a little...frisky!

Abraham and Cyborg run into each other at a Las Vegas casino.... and end up betting a lot more than money.

this WAS an old project w me and my friends but im renovating it 🤭🤭🤭