About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

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