Barbossa has done well as an unmated alpha for many years, claiming he don't need no omega trailing along after him. When he was brought back from the dead by Tia Dalma, he had no desire or time to find an omega, there was more pressing matters to attend to than that. Even when they rescued Captain Jack Sparrow from the Locker, and Sparrow's unmated omega scent smelt even sweeter than he remembered it and became hard to resist, he almost gave in. Still, he managed to ignore the temptation to take the younger pirate captain then and there. They had bigger things to worry about. After they had defeated Davy Jones and Cutler Beckett however, there was time, and a lot of it. When Jack is confined to the captain's cabin to recover from his injuries sustained in the battle against Davy Jones and the East India Trading Company, and his first heat in years, Barbossa decides to do something he thought he'd never resort to doing if he didn't have to... caring for and helping Captain Jack Sparrow in his time of need. Being the only alpha on board the Black Pearl sure has it's downsides.... Word Count: 20k **not an mpreg, but mpreg mentioned**

this story is told by the diary of glenn quagmire, a single father of one, is slowly becoming a regular at the miami nude beach, but soon finds himself immersed in a world of drama. this is obviously a joke btw characters include: -glenn quagmire (family guy) -kevin mccallister (home alone) -gene belcher (bobs burgers) -patty and selma bouvier (the simpsons) -elliot (open season) -crazy dave (pvz) -ms choksondik (south park) -professor utonium (powerpuff girls) -lucille krunklehorn (meet the robinsons) -coach steve (big mouth) -peggy hill (king of the hill)

Nick Wilde works on the streets of Los Angeles as a male prostitute. This week is crazy as he goes through all of his clients, until one gets his revenge. Characters include: -Mr. Garrison (South Park) -Jimmy Crystal (Sing 2) -Fix-It-Felix (Wreck It Ralph) -Grug (The Croods) -The Lorax (The Lorax) -Frankenstien (Hotel Transylvania) -Baldi (Baldi's Basics) Enjoy!

this is a story i made as a book with my bestie charlotte when we were like seven/eight. we did not make any edits before i published it, we wrote EXACTLY what was on the ancient paper. some parts are missing so im sorry about that

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL MR. JEFFERSON FANFIC, A COMPLETELY ORIGINAL FICTIONAL STORY BY ME WITH SOME HELP FROM MY BETSYS CHARLOTTE, DARA, SARAH, AND KATELYNN. THIS STORY IS COMPLETE SATIRE AND IRONY AND IS MEANT FOR HUMOR AND HUMOR ONLY! IF ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS COINCIDENTALLY HAVE THE SAME NAME, APPEARANCE, OR ACTIONS OF SOMEONE IT IS COINCIDENTAL! I DID NOT BASE ANY CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY ON PREVIOUSLY EXISTING PEOPLE OR CHARACTERS. ALSO, PLEASE TELL ME IF THERE ARE TYPOS OR GRAMMAR MISTAKES SO I CAN FIX THEM (EXCLUDING THE SECOND DIARY ENTRY FOR THURSDAY AFTERNOON, AFTER SCHOOL).

Mr. Keps is a dramatic, fast paced, shocking adventure story about a man. A wonderful man named Mr. Keps. It shows struggle and action, as well as raw, genuine emotion. Critics rate it a five-star story. This book has clever foreshadowing, a large vocabulary, and well-written characters. Not to mention the clever chapter names! Age range? Forget it! People of any age can read this book. However, the meaning is so deep, and the story is very complex and godlike they may not comprehend it. They will still enjoy it, though! Everyone does. And you will too. Go on. Enjoy.