Welcome to Harbor View High School, home to the strangest characters you'll meet on Wattpad! I've decided to write this book as a sort of hilarious shitpost drama (with a potential bit of plot, but who knows?). ** If you decide to read this book, I cannot guarantee your sanity. **

Michelle wasn't strong, pretty, or courageous. So why did a Goddess pick her to do such difficult tasks? OR Village Outcast, Michelle Ashencroft, goes on a quest to awaken sleeping deities and save the world. (World and Characters are a making of my own imagination. Any similarities to other fiction or real people/events are purely coincidental. Cover photo made in Canva <3)

Forced to share his bed with an attractive stranger, Ash Jamieson suddenly finds himself confronted with feelings he thought he'd repressed. ***** Riddled with adolescent angst, lavished with profanity, and adorned with more cheese than your favourite take-out pizza, Top and Tail chronicles the life of Ash Jamieson as he haphazardly navigates his way through malicious schoolmates, whackjob teachers, disillusioned parents, imbecilic athletes, audacious girls, and of course, his most pressing problem: the subdued pretty-boy that has suddenly invaded every aspect of his life. Being a teenager is hard, ok? ***** Top and Tail is posted exclusively on Wattpad! If you're reading this elsewhere, you're reading an unedited, stolen version where illegal sites profit off my work :( The official version is FREE to read at it's home on Wattpad! [Featured in Teen Fiction 2016] [Completed 2011]