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✩ › T-MINUS 10, 9, 8... ㅡ ; 𝗜𝗚𝗡𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 .ᐟ
"i am one aegyo away from losing my fucking mind."
the world is cruel. truly.
as if cursing me with an insatiable hunger for raw liver wasn't a big enough middle finger from the universe, i'm now forced to squeeze into a sequined skirt two sizes too small. i have to wink, pout, and blow kisses at a lens as if i don't want to rip the cameraman into shreds and eat him for dinner. my stomach is growling and it's not for the kale salad my manager shoved down my throat.
the deal was simple. he had leaned against a flickering streetlamp and offered me a lifeline.
"i'll give you back your humanity once you reach the goal," he'd said, his voice as light as a death sentence.
when i asked him why, he didn't give me a grand prophecy. he just pointed a lazy finger towards the sky. "they needed a laugh."