Oneshots/Smutshots!! Requests are open! ;) Warnings: mentall illness and NSFW ;) Fluff, smut, angst allowed :) (art is not mine!!)

A story of a Little Lad and a mysterious, wonderous person, filled with mystery, heartbreak, romance, and most of all... Berries and Cream.

edit: WHY IS THIS BLOWING UP NOW I STARTED IT IN FEBRUARY also before you ask YES THIS IS SATIRE 😭 it all started when my girlfriend showed me Bully Maguire and I thought it would be funny to write a parody of a tumblrina sold to one direction story about it 💀💀💀💀 and somehow it's #28 in emo now???? what the hell yeah uhh the title says it all ~ inspired by my girlfriend who loves this movie ✨❤️ (y/n = your name)

[FINISHED] Gordon Ramsay has known and loved Shrek ever since their Junior year of Highschool. When Gordon goes to Shrek's swamp to propose, things don't go as planned and Gordon is heartbroken.

He was just a blond slytherin. Her a talking pig. They were in love... or so they thought. Peppa has noticed Draco has been different lately. More... distant. Draco has met Apple and she turned his world upside down, he had completely forgotten about peppa! Peppa needs to win Draco back, whatever the cost.

u read the title right. its putin x trump smut. i might continue this w/ angst and fluff

i am so sorry for this lmao THIS STORY IS VERY EMOTIONAL, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK OMFG TYSM FOR 1K BYEEE

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