Sometimes a fear of Friday the 13th isn't entirely irrational. Shassy.

"It's what people do, don't they - leave a note?" Shawn asked, with a sad smile he was sure Lassiter couldn't see. "Leave a note when Spencer?" Lassiter refused to acknowledge the obvious answer, letting his mind fill it in with anything. Anything but that. ((originally posted on AO3))

Kali is a nadsat ptitsa whose world changes forever after a brief encounter with Alex Delarge--a fellow nadsat from skolliwoll with a thing for ultra-violence--at the local moloko-plus mesto one nochy. Alex develops a strange fascination with her, and despite all of Kali's efforts she can't get the veck to leave her alone. (Inspired by Anthony Burgess's: A Clockwork Orange)

Alex is home sick and his three droogs pay him a caring visit. Super fluffy. Also, Basil.