a stupid love story between caillou and barney that i made cause its quarantine. also would just like to say i am not trying to disrespect anyone. this is just for fun <3

I don't think I need to explain

Shrek and toothpaste decided to get married but when they accidentally get into a rocket ship and are on Mars they are lost rip

A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why? Because my friend and I are fuckers.

hot smexy also smut and mature scenes ig

it's all ogre now • Co-written by @shsllawyer the queen of the swump and @WarriorCatG the lord of Duloc

SpongeBob has a rap battle with Miley Cyrus. When Miley finds out that SpongeBob has epic rapping skills, she wants her revenge. So what does she do? She uses her wrecking ball to destroy Bikini Bottom. Can SpongeBob stop her before it's too late?

Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.

very horny

"You can't lie..." Charming growls lowly that it sends shivers down Pinocchio's spine then to his wooden problem, Pinocchio gulps nervously and somewhat in arouse. The prince's gloved hand lift the boy's chin and their eyes meet. He leans forward, their lips just inches away from touching, then whispers, "...puppet." ---- "I did want to see the world...but I realized he is the most beautiful thing the world has to offer." Pinocchio sorrowfully mutters as he watches Charming practice his sword-fighting skills from the distance. ==== The story takes place after Shrek 1 and in the beginning of Shrek 2 - while Shrek and Fiona are getting ready for their honeymoon week, Prince Charming is already preparing to rescue his princess from the dragon-keep tower but then stumbles upon a particular wooden boy. ==== The hell am I doing? :D