The love story of Donald trump and Shrek

They meet each other and they love each other

Joel Wyatt is a lowly call center representative who works for the "big, evil empire". No, really... the maniacal CEO of Vaig Communications has battled against some of the greatest costumed crusaders the world has ever known. Not that that has anything to do with Joel; he's just trying to keep the peace with his girlfriend, Gwen, make time for bowling with his buddy, Spliff, and afford the ever-rising rent prices in Denver, Colorado. But strange things are afoot in the 303 area code, and suddenly, Joel is finding himself face to face with the sort of heroes, villains, and giant, radioactive monsters that he used to only read about on his news feed. If he's not careful, Joel might just move from being a spectator to an active participant in a series of events that could change the course of history itself... and maybe even his own life.

Stay strong, and you will win. Don't be oblivious or distracted, or you will lose. Talia finds out that she's someone called a "Lightbound", a person who fights demons and any forces of darkness. But is she actually that important to the world? Or is there something else going on? Talia tries to figure out who she really is, and what is real and not real in her life.