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Sage was abused by her mother, harassed and molested by her mother's boyfriend. So one day Sage's mother throws her out on the streets and into adoption. There Sage is left to feel unwanted and broken. What happens when times flies and two married men come and adopt Sage and then take her to her new home where the two men live along side with their other child, Alexander. Alexander never thought his dads would adopt another child, let alone a girl. He was excited at the thought of having someone live here and shared his bedroom with. So of course he was happy when his dads brought Sage home. He tried his hardest to make Sage feel welcome, but soon gave up when he didn't get anything. Time went by and Sage is still the same broken, quiet girl and Alexander has had it. He begins to hate her. ** SORRY, I KNOW THE DESCRIPTION SUCKS, BUT I COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING.! BUT PLEASE DO GIVE THIS STORY A SHOT.! THANK YOU.!**

Parody to Ke$ha's Tik Tok.

*WARNING* This has been rated, LOL, for outrageous pranks, and laughter. Ever wondered how to get the boot from 'Family Friendly' Wal-Mart? Here's your answer...