!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

THIS IS HUST JOKES DONT ATTACK ME PLS also these aren't my characters . all credit goes to innersloth i jusy wrote this incredibly disyrurbing fic 👍🏻

basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why? Because my friend and I are fuckers.

I walk down the street, sad. All my tools just died. Then I see him. The most beautiful man ever. Bob The Builder.